Crossover: Gintama, Get Backers. Especially dedicated to the third year 3Z student whom our msn conversation sprouted this.
From Gintoki's view..
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*hic* stoooopid pachiko..
(stops and stares at vending machine)
TIME MACHINE TIME MACHINE TIME MACHINE!!!!
(whirrrrrrrrrrrl)
(Suddenly he was sucked in!)
TAS'KETE!!!! DARE KA!!!!! OI!!!
(fading into the background)
KONO YAROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*plop*
"GIN, HOW MANY TIMES I'VE TOLD YOU -"
"Ne ne, Ban-chan, all he wanted was his chocolate parfait, ne Gin-chaaan (ruffleruffle)"
HAA?!!! chotto....wat..? my vision! it's dropped drastically!!! My nose is nearer to the floor than it used to be! My - (pulls open diapers and looks inside) - NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*WAAAAAAAIL*!!!!!!
"Ne, Ban-chan..his parfait...it's feeding time.."
"Which baby in the world feeds on parfait every four hours?!!!"
"Ban-chan..it's ours..."
SONNAAAAAA!!!!! IT'S SHRUNK IT'S SHRUNK IT'S - ooh parfait..CHOCOLATE parfait!!!!!!
"Look, look at Gin-chan!!! He sucking his thumb!! Finished your parfait, ne Gin-chan? (pinchy cheeks). Oooh he's digging his nose..KAWAIIIIIIII!!!!!!"
(flick)
"OI!!! TAME!!! NOT IN MY HAIR!!!!"
"Ne, ne Ban-chan..."
"TAMEEEE..i'll -"
"Don't Ban-chan!"
"I'll Jagan u to slee-"
(eyes in a slint, holds up mirror)
"Zzzzz.."
"Hi..Gin-chaaaan..Master's busy with customers, your parents are out looking for food, so it's me, Shinpachi-onisan to take care of -
AAAAAARGGGHHH!!! PEEEEEEE!!!!"
Oi, I lead a simple life, kono yaro. Where you running off to? Hey, who's that girl? Cutie - she's looking my way! Erm, on second thought - no.
"Oooh, Gin-chan drools again! Sadaharu, wipe that drool!"
Chochochochochochotto!!!!!! WHAT'S THAT - FFFFFFUUUUUAAAAAAA!!!!! - i don't mind if i'm in onsen surrounded by fans but this is the worst wet encounter ever!!!!
"Okay! Drool off Gin-chan!!"
heeeeelp...
"Nono, you're not going anywhere!"
Stop cramming my diapers you stupid dog - i haven't given up on love yet!!!
"EEEEEEEEK!!!! KAGURAAAA!!!! GET SADAHARU OFF!!!!"
"Sadaharu wants to go out."
"FINE! LET'S GO ALREADY!!! GIN-CHAN!!! Gin-chan u ok -"
Aaaaah..relief..
"AAAAAARGGGHHH!!!!!"
Hmmm..this is not bad..round the world trip hands-free, love the thing in between my mouth, if only it's sweet...woah, is that a female? Doesn't have missiles like they usually do. NAAA-stop looking at me!!! What are you really?! Hey, what's your pram-brand!!!
NOT ZURA IT'S KATSURA!!!!
Oh yeah?! Mine's mine's -
"GIN-SAN!!!!"
Yeah! Mine's a real scooter!
"GIN-SAAAAAAN!!!!!!!! OPEN SEWER!!!!!"
Huh?
(slow motion)
W..O.O..O..O..O.
(slow motion response)
"A.A..A.A.A.A..."
(accelerated)
TIME MACHIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEE......!!!!
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2 comments:
Weeeeelllll........... ITS CONFUSING.... but there's ZURA XD
Wat was Gintoki talking abt when he said 'It shrunk'??? His chinko?
It's time u stop writing drabbles yea~~~ when u have time, write can write a multi chap fanfic liao wor~~~ U're good, trust me on it :D
gome ne..i rushed on the last part but i tried to keep within the Gintama atmosphere as much as my limited knowledge of the anime
ya, his chinko XD i expanded from the part when he said he "grew hair"
i've never written in that style before so i'd thought i'd tried it but i think i'm not really familiar with the character to write out one whole fanfic
actually all the ones like "a mech story", "a vampire story", the one i'd been collaborating, are multichap fics but so busy preparing for this festive season this month..no time
seriously looking forward to next week - i have more time to concentrate on learning Japanese and continuing my fanfics!
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